Real Housewives of Atlanta

Today I watched a marathon of Real Housewives of Atlanta. It was a pretty miserable thing to do. I am so miserable that I convinced myself that I wanted their life.

Dear Diary,

Today me and my other fabulous girlfriends put on some bright sarongs and took the boat out for a spin. But by gosh the boat died! Luckily we brought along lots of Chardonnay and crudite. But oh! We realized it was just in neutral and not dead afterall. We're so silly. Also, I am not talking to NeNe anymore.

Kisses,

A Real Housewife